Johnson Chimes In...

Churches said it best, there's nothing like turning a blind eye on your newborn blog in its precious first few weeks. These are the weeks it needs us the most! It's like we stepped out for a pack of smokes & never come home! Well, have no fear...we're home now. Yeah, we've been gone for most of the first few weeks, but the fact that we're here now has gotta count for something, right? We've been thinking some things over. Yes, we still love you, no this isn't your fault...well, to a point it is, yes, but overall it's mostly us, not you.

Johnson here. This post is my not so grand entrance. A little background: Churches & Johnson went to college together. Their brains came up with some astounding shit (like, an astounding quantity of astounding shit) & they were more or less ignored by the elite thinkers of the late 90s. Now, with time to look back, folks are starting to come around. These men were ahead of their time. That great idea you just had? We had that same idea five years ago, only it was BETTER. This blog is exactly how that idea was better. And if we weren't so lazy, we would've changed the world with it first.

Okay, we're not *REALLY* egomaniacs. Just for the sake of comedy. We're honestly both pretty humble. More humble than probably 99% of the country. Except the Amish. They've defeated us in the annual Pennsylvania Humble-Off five years running. It's a point of contention for Churches, so I won't mention it again.

Anyway, it's December & we will inevitably be talking about Albums of the Year soon. Stay tuned.

Hiatus!

Start a blog, then bail.  I'm like the Deadbeat Dad of Blogging.  Well, son, Daddy's home, so let's go out and throw the ball around.  Seriously, just didn't have time to do anything here over the Holiday.  Trying to get back into the swing of things again, and should catch a nice rhythm here.  Stay tuned.